Saturday, September 4, 2010

CQued

Not long ago the hallowed portals of XL were invaded by a creepy little acronym called CQPI(more popularly known as CQ). Soon CQ invaded every nook and cranny of XL like a contagious virus. There were absolutely no places where u can hide from CQ. There was not much one can do-either to give in to its demands or get annihilated. Demands were so sinister and inhumane that even the life under the iron curtains would have felt like a blessing. There was a bunch of people who decided to stage a fight. They decided to follow in the path of Mahatma Gandhi. They staged the non cooperation movement and boycotted every attempt of CQ to corrupt their souls, with absolute disdain and contempt. They watched movies, bunked classes, slept a heck lot, boozed day in day out... you name it they did it. CQ was enraged. CQ fought back with ruthlessness in what it called “the battle of the End Terms”. The gory attacks almost crippled the army. Most of them gave in to its demands. Three battles of end terms were fought in a year. The debilitating damage that CQ did was irreversible. Then some poor souls decided to take help from outside forces like CFA, FRM, live projects etc. But their demands were even more gruesome. So finally the movement which was biggest of them all was unveiled- “The Indifference movement”. More bluntly termed by some as “I don’t care, p*** off CQ”.

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